Great Definitions

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man looses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Life Insurnace: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich

Classic: Books which ppl praise but do not read

Yawn: The only time when some husbands ever get to open their mouth

Smile: A curve that can make many things straight

Experience: Name men give to their mistakes

Conference: The confusion of one man mutilpied by the number present

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

Doctor: A person who kills your ills with bills, and kills you by bills


Source: Kamat Restaurant (Ruwi br)

2 comments:

bolloju ahmad ali baba said...

about marriage your definition is greatest not just great.

bolloju baba

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