laws of universe [Humor]

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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every
time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

Theater Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers..

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

2 comments:

Wondering Woman said...

I can swear that these laws are all tried and true.

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